This dog goes both ways

In the event that you were put off by conundrum #6, the "dog meets lady's underwear" story, please rest assured that Coconut is an equal opportunity underwear thief.  This morning's prize?  Men's boxers and a used...yep, you got it...disgusting.  I took one look at the gift at the door and went back to bed.  This one had John's name written all over it.  Ugh. I've never known a guy to get rid of his "fat undies," so let's hope this pair was deemed unworthy for some other reason.  What's left for the dog to drag in?  I don't think I really want to know.