You know you're in Vietnam when...

a) You are "double-riding" your six year-old to school on the back of your bike on a very busy street.

b) You hear him say, "Mommy, look at that water buffalo with his head cut off and no skin.  He's hanging on a stick," with the same non-chalance he would use to point out a bull dozer at home.

c)  You smile and reply, "No sweetie.  That's just an enormous headless pig on a spit.  Did you remember your book today?"

d) You yell at your daughter for stopping at an intersection to look both ways.  "Dear God!  Do you have a death wish, girl?  You are going to get nailed from behind and cause a major pile up if you stop and look both ways.  Don't slow down. Just ring your bell, get close to someone bigger than you are and plow through the intersection with everyone else."

e) All of the above